top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself
toke-the-smoke:

Date night

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

667

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD